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The Commando audit – Mickey Rourke stars in military-grade dross

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This is a frightful, brutish, not-short-enough activity film; essentially one of those home-attack stories in which severe hoodlums threaten a family. For this situation, the crims are driven by recently delivered convict Johnny (Mickey Rourke, looking more liquefied than expected) and the family is an atomic set-up driven by James Bread cook (Michael Jai White), […]